Gandork's Krennic Likes Big Butts and He Cannot Lie
Director Krennic
Aspiring to Authority
Energy Conversion Lab
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Published October 26, 2023
(Verse 1) Oh, Krennic likes big butts and he cannot lie, You other Imperials can't deny, When a stormtrooper walks in with an itty bitty waist, And that round thing in your face, you get sprung!
Wanna pull up tough 'cause you noticed that butt was stuffed, Deep in the Death Star, we're constructing some stuff, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring, Oh baby, I wanna get with ya, And take your picture.
(Chorus) 'Cause Krennic likes big butts, And he cannot lie, You other Rebels can't deny, When Tarkin walks in with that itty bitty chin, And an order to begin, You get pulled!
(Verse 2) So Krennic, Krennic, has a mission to fulfill, To make sure the Death Star is all chill, He's long, he's strong, and he's down to get the friction on, So Imperials (yeah!), Imperials (yeah!)— Does your commander's butt have to be round? (Heck no!) Well, throw it, throw it, 'Cause the Emperor ain't got nothin' to show it, So Krennic, I wanna get with ya, 'Cause your construction plan is bigger!
(Chorus) 'Cause Krennic likes big butts, And he cannot lie, You other Rebels can't deny, When Tarkin walks in with that itty bitty chin, And an order to begin, You get pulled!
(Bridge) Krennic's been making plans, while the Rebels are scheming, Death Star is gleaming, in hyperspace, they're beaming, We'll blow their minds when they see that space station, And Krennic's proclamation, they'll face damnation!
(Verse 3) So Rebels! (Yeah!) Rebels! (Yeah!) Are you scared of this power to devour? Then shake it! Shake it! 'Cause the Death Star is gonna make it, It's not pretend, it's the ultimate end, The galaxy will never mend.
(Chorus) 'Cause Krennic likes big butts, And he cannot lie, You other Rebels can't deny, When Tarkin walks in with that itty bitty chin, And an order to begin, You get pulled!
(Outro) Yeah, Krennic likes big butts, He's on a mission that's out of sight, So Rebels, beware 'cause it's gonna be a fight, 'Cause that Death Star's got the power to smite, And Krennic's gonna party all night!
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